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But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for. Come on man, he sounds EXACTLY like Trump. Garfield`S Pet Force Full Movie. How is this the same guyBill Belichick should fucking HATE the President. The President is a fat, lazy, weak blowhard. Rookie Blue Season 5 Episode'>Rookie Blue Season 5 Episode. How is the greatest football mind in history hoodwinked hereDID HE NOT STUDY THE TAPE And what business does Bill Belichick, of all people, have complaining about the media This guy treats the media like absolute shit and they still hang on his every word, praying they get lucky and that Daddy gifts them a 2. Hes tamed the media like a dog, and hes still bitching just because people wanna ask him about the Buttfumble Man, fuck him blind. HR0cHM6Ly93d3cudGhlc3VuLmNvLnVrL3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDE3LzEwL2RvY29tcG9zaXRlZG91YmxlNi5qcGc=' alt='Watch Dead Ringers Online Forbes' title='Watch Dead Ringers Online Forbes' />The Red Sox learned spying from this man. And for real, I bet hes TOTALLY into racial scouting. Loogit all the undrafted white dudes he claimed off the scrap heap. I need boys wholl pick up my system FAST. Your quarterback Chia seed android. Tom Brady. Heres a fella who will face any NFL defense but not any question asking him about his friends. Take away Ballghazi and everything about Tom Brady is still shady as all fuck. He eats vegan dog food. He squirts salt packets into his water and claims its a miracle drug. Hes spent an inordinate amount of time trying to disguise his own history of concussions and claiming that he has miraculously avoided them thanks to stretching a lot and eschewing all seeded berries. He sticks a MAGA hat in his locker and then acts offended when anyone dares to ask if he supports Trump, then skips out on the White House visit. His personal training guru is a con man. He workshops TV shows with Jim Gray. He uses money from one charity to pay another charity. He defies the normal limits of aging for pro athletes and NO ONE in the media arches an eyebrow at it because theyre all DESPERATE to be the first reporter to get decent copy out of him. Watch Dead Ringers Online Forbes' title='Watch Dead Ringers Online Forbes' />He takes below market value for a salary because he can and because I already know damn well hes gonna get gifted part ownership of the team when he retires, which seduces idiot GMs and fans of other teams into thinking their players ought to fuck themselves in the ass for the sake of THE TEAM. On the field, Brady is a god, and off of it he is a disingenuous cipher. I could argue that Tom Brady represents everything wrong with America. Heres a man whos too rich and comfortable with his life to risk a goddamn thing off the field. He exists only to further his own ends while pretending to just be a good guy. Its like someone made Ivanka Trump into a football player. Hes a sniveling, snaky, empty headed goon. When we finally go to Nuclear War and most of the planet is wiped out, Brady will still be here, living behind a wall, sitting by a pool with a stupid grin on his face, wondering what all the negativity is about. Whats new that sucks God, theyre fucking loaded everywhere. Brady could get decapitated and theyd still be favored to win the Super Bowl with Pizza Boy at QB. Name another team that would cut Kony Ealy just because they could. They traded for Brandin Cooks. They swiped Stephon Gilmore and David Harris from their hapless division rivals. They added backs Mike Gillislee and Rex Burkhead WHITE PLAYER ALERT in an effort to continue their tradition of giving no RB consistent touches. They lost Julian Edelman for the season but thatll only give NEXT MAN UP chubbies to every supposed diehard fan now living in Santa Monica. Oh, and half their division is staging two of the most blatant tank jobs in league history. Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder. What has always sucked Congrats, Patriots fans You are the official team of the alt right Theyre all yours. More important, your team is now emblematic of an America that is distorted beyond recognition a place where people are less revered than the bold and brave companies that maximize delivery and efficiency by phasing out every last trace of humanity and treating people like coal to be shoveled into a furnace. The Patriots can even get NFL players to buy into this shit. Players are like, Wow, these guys really know how to get the most out of me right before paying me what Im actually worth This team dangled Malcolm Butler all offseason and then decided to keep him in the fold, and of course hell still play brilliantly for them because NFL players know that you can either be treated like shit in New England and win, or be treated well elsewhere and lose. Their fans love to call in to Dipshit and Chuckles in the AM so they can complain about how a first round pick who happens to be black should get cut to send a message, since pretending to be the miserable man in charge of this team is the only way these people can find any joy. Theres nothing laudable about Brady, or Belichick, or horny ass Robert Kraft. And theres DEFINITELY nothing admirable about their loser fans Marky Mark left early, who still yank out their drunk fathers old Hugh Millen trading cards any time someone calls them a bandwagoner and who STILL feel victimized even after winning sports fan Powerball God, what a bunch of sour pricks. The fucking FBI helped your idiot quarterback find his jersey. You people are spoiled worse than a chihuahua on an airplane. I wish Mauricio Ortega had gotten away with it, dammit. I wish Edelmans old teacher had told him to get fucked. I wanna show you something. Heres a photo of the dude who got busted yanking the fire alarm in the Steelers hotel Tell me EVERY Pats fan doesnt look exactly like that guy. Hes got it all the Casey Affleck stubble, the dead eyes. These are the sullen drones who have the perfect temperament to cheer on a humorless monolith of an organization that smothers everything and everyone in cold gray fog. The machine wins. The many suffer for the enrichment of the few. Goody fucking two shoes. Im gonna get even DRUNKER for this next Super Bowl win of theirs. Its my only diversion. And SUPER TRIPLE DURA FUCK Mike Lombardi. This isnt a rule, you big stupid fuck. And fuck Patriot Week. Did you know The Patriots have been outscored in Super Bowls by 3. By all metrics, they should only have THREE rings at most, and not five. And thats before we deduct for all the cheating, which would bring their Pythagorean Super Bowl win total to 2. Also, Gronk is getting traded at midseason. Its a mortal lock. Belichick will stun the world by shipping him to L. A. and then his arm will fall off and hell triple puncture each lung. What might not suck Boston proper leads the league in thwarting Nazi rallies. NO ONE DENIES THIS. Maybe you should protest the football team next. HEAR IT FROM PATS FANS Ed. See if you can tell where these take a turn Brandon Because fuck us. Andy Kill me. Im surrounded by assholes. 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